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T-shirts · T455
Kernel panic
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
A kernel panic is the Linux core having a meltdown: faced with a serious error, it just stops. Here it can't even mount the disk the system lives on. Black screen, blinking cursor, and an admin who is panicking a little too. Wear this shirt with the same serenity as that cursor.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T455
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
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The complete look
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Free shipping. Pareto approves.
Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Kernel panic” (category T-shirts, reference T455) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A kernel panic is the Linux core having a meltdown: faced with a serious error, it just stops. Here it can't even mount the disk the system lives on. Black screen, blinking cursor, and an admin who is panicking a little too. Wear this shirt with the same serenity as that cursor. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: Technical SEO. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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