It’s not a penalty, it’s Easter

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“It’s not a penalty, it’s Easter” (category T-shirts, reference T820) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A “penalty” is a Google sanction that sends a site tumbling, and clients think of it as soon as traffic dips. But on Easter weekend, everyone is with family, at the table or in the garden, not on Google. SEOs know it, and say the same sentence every year, a chocolate egg in hand. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Data & analytics. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO Easter. Part of the Easter collection: not orderable right now, opens on 21 February, until 29 March. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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