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Heavy page: 120 KB – T-shirts
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Also in FR Français
Page lourde : 120 Ko EN English
Heavy page: 120 KB ES Español
Página pesada: 120 KB

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

T-shirts · T437

Heavy page: 120 KB

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 3/5: Insider Jargon: Insider Retro web

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

In the 1990s, websites politely warned you when a page weighed 120 KB: on a 28.8 modem you'd sit and wait, or settle for the “text-only version”. Today the favicon, that tiny icon in the browser tab, can weigh as much on its own. This shirt loads instantly, no text-only version required.

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Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
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Design code
T437
Product
T-shirts
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0 times by humans
Conversions
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Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

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Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Heavy page: 120 KB” (category T-shirts, reference T437) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: In the 1990s, websites politely warned you when a page weighed 120 KB: on a 28.8 modem you'd sit and wait, or settle for the “text-only version”. Today the favicon, that tiny icon in the browser tab, can weigh as much on its own. This shirt loads instantly, no text-only version required. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Retro web. Occasions: Birthdays (40, 50…), Gifts for SEOs, Retirement. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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