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Halloween: nothing is scarier than a noindex left in production. Free shipping from €59 Printed to order in Barjac, France

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404 socks · P711

Half a pair

€19.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Jargon: Anyone gets it Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, the day this design can be ordered. No newsletter.

See what can be ordered now

Socks, printed to order in France. Print area: 7 × 11 cm.

Translation for humans

An SEO budget pays for the work that produces results. If the client funds half, they do not get the whole.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
P711
Product
404 socks
Crawled
0 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Half a pair” (category 404 socks, reference P711) is sold for €19.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Socks, printed to order in France. Print area: 7 × 11 cm. Available sizes: 37-41, 42-46. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An SEO budget pays for the work that produces results. If the client funds half, they do not get the whole. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Socks: the printer's sizes, in EU shoe sizes
Size Shoe size (EU)
37-41 from 37 to 41
42-46 from 42 to 46

Two sizes, no more. In between, go bigger: a slightly big sock gets worn, a small one gets holes. Neither comes back from the wash any more reliably.

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