Googlebot doesn’t do bank holidays

€16.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Anyone gets it Crawling & Indexing

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant).

Translation for humans

Googlebot, Google's robot, crawls websites day and night, weekends and bank holidays included. On Easter Monday the offices are empty, but the servers still get their visit. A mug for the on-call SEO, checking the logs between two chocolates.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P264
Product: Home and office
Crawled: 3 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €118.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Googlebot doesn’t do bank holidays” (category Home and office, reference P264) is sold for €16.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Ceramic mug, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 8 × 7.5 cm (face avant). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Googlebot, Google's robot, crawls websites day and night, weekends and bank holidays included. On Easter Monday the offices are empty, but the servers still get their visit. A mug for the on-call SEO, checking the logs between two chocolates. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Crawling & Indexing. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Easter, Secret Santa under €20. Part of the Easter collection: not orderable right now, opens on 21 February, until 29 March. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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