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Adult apparel · P029
Frozen rankings
from€54.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Sweat-shirt Epais, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : 30 × 38 cm.
Translation for humans
“Rankings” are where a site shows up in Google for each search, and “core updates” are the big changes Google rolls out a few times a year that can shake everything up. Here, nothing has moved in four months. Unsure whether to celebrate or panic, the SEO just puts on a sweatshirt and waits.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P029
- Product
- Adult apparel
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.
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The complete look
€157.60
Free shipping. Pareto approves.
Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Frozen rankings” (category Adult apparel, reference P029) is sold for €54.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Sweat-shirt Epais, imprimé en France à la commande. Zone d'impression : 30 × 38 cm. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “Rankings” are where a site shows up in Google for each search, and “core updates” are the big changes Google rolls out a few times a year that can shake everything up. Here, nothing has moved in four months. Unsure whether to celebrate or panic, the SEO just puts on a sweatshirt and waits. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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