Eat at least 5 core updates a year

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible The office, room by room SERPs & search engines

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

“Core updates” are the engine's big algorithm updates. There are several a year, and each one can lift or sink a website. The poster spoofs an old fruit-crate label: “Core updates, hand-picked, grade 5 a year”. The punchline borrows the famous health advice: for your health, take at least 5 core updates a year.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P1015
Product: Posters
Crawled: 2 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €94.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Eat at least 5 core updates a year” (category Posters, reference P1015) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “Core updates” are the engine's big algorithm updates. There are several a year, and each one can lift or sink a website. The poster spoofs an old fruit-crate label: “Core updates, hand-picked, grade 5 a year”. The punchline borrows the famous health advice: for your health, take at least 5 core updates a year. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The office, room by room, SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Office gifts, SEO Summer, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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