Dr Search Engine’s prescription

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible Content & semantics Core updates

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

After the Medic update (August 2018), every health site that had dropped went looking for a cure. The search engine gave no precise one, but its public guidelines for quality raters say the essentials: qualified, identified authors, sources, a page explaining who you are. The poster is a prescription, with its letterhead, the patient's name (a health site with no author) and the treatment. Repeat at every update.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P549
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €124.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Dr Search Engine’s prescription” (category Posters, reference P549) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: After the Medic update (August 2018), every health site that had dropped went looking for a cure. The search engine gave no precise one, but its public guidelines for quality raters say the essentials: qualified, identified authors, sources, a page explaining who you are. The poster is a prescription, with its letterhead, the patient's name (a health site with no author) and the treatment. Repeat at every update. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Content & semantics, Core updates. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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