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Don’t feed the bots – T-shirts
Body type
Also in FR Français
Ne pas nourrir les robots EN English
Don’t feed the bots ES Español
No des de comer a los robots

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

Summer collection

T-shirts · T981

Don’t feed the bots

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 3/5: Insider Jargon: Insider AI & GEO

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

A robots.txt file tells robots, Google's and AI companies' alike, which pages they shouldn't visit. But it's a request, not a barrier: a badly behaved bot can simply ignore it. Exactly like seagulls next to the sign, right before they grab your sandwich.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T981
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
3 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Don’t feed the bots” (category T-shirts, reference T981) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A robots.txt file tells robots, Google's and AI companies' alike, which pages they shouldn't visit. But it's a request, not a barrier: a badly behaved bot can simply ignore it. Exactly like seagulls next to the sign, right before they grab your sandwich. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: AI & GEO. Occasions: SEO Summer, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Summer collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 June, until 31 August. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/don-t-feed-the-bots-t-shirt.md

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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