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Posters · P2470
Website diagram, astronomy edition
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
Astronomers sort stars on a famous diagram: their colour, from blue to red, and their brightness. Most fall on a diagonal, the main sequence; elsewhere sit the red giants, huge and ageing, and the white dwarfs, very hot but almost invisible. Here the stars are websites: content freshness across, traffic up the side. Old media sites are red giants, company blogs that post every day to zero readers are white dwarfs. The client's site, below the sequence at the very bottom, is a brown dwarf: a body that never had enough mass to ignite.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P2470
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Website diagram, astronomy edition” (category Posters, reference P2470) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Astronomers sort stars on a famous diagram: their colour, from blue to red, and their brightness. Most fall on a diagonal, the main sequence; elsewhere sit the red giants, huge and ageing, and the white dwarfs, very hot but almost invisible. Here the stars are websites: content freshness across, traffic up the side. Old media sites are red giants, company blogs that post every day to zero readers are white dwarfs. The client's site, below the sequence at the very bottom, is a brown dwarf: a body that never had enough mass to ignite. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Content & semantics, Data & analytics. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/diagramme-des-sites-version-astronomie-poster-horizontal.md
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