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Christmas dinner: uncle wants links – T-shirts
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Menu du réveillon : tonton veut des liens EN English
Christmas dinner: uncle wants links ES Español
Cena de Nochebuena: el cuñado quiere enlaces

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

Christmas collection

T-shirts · T722

Christmas dinner: uncle wants links

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Jargon: Anyone gets it Link buildingSEO Runs in the Family

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, yellow. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

Link building is the art of getting other sites to link to yours so you rank better on Google. Good links are earned; buying them breaks Google's rules and usually ends badly. Explaining all that over Christmas dinner takes 45 minutes, and the only thing the family remembers is that links can be bought.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T722
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
3 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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“Christmas dinner: uncle wants links” (category T-shirts, reference T722) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, yellow. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Link building is the art of getting other sites to link to yours so you rank better on Google. Good links are earned; buying them breaks Google's rules and usually ends badly. Explaining all that over Christmas dinner takes 45 minutes, and the only thing the family remembers is that links can be bought. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Link building, SEO Runs in the Family. Occasions: SEO Christmas, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Christmas collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 November, until 25 December. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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