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Posters · P1290
Booth fan: speed 3, core update
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
The little booth gets hot quickly, so a fan spins overhead. Its knob has three speeds: 1 for a meeting, 2 for a client call, 3 for a core update, the search engine's big algorithm updates that shake up rankings. The knob is turned all the way up, and the blades spin so fast you can no longer see them.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1290
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Paid in exposure

Mind the step

Traffic down? Redesign
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Booth fan: speed 3, core update” (category Posters, reference P1290) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The little booth gets hot quickly, so a fan spins overhead. Its knob has three speeds: 1 for a meeting, 2 for a client call, 3 for a core update, the search engine's big algorithm updates that shake up rankings. The knob is turned all the way up, and the blades spin so fast you can no longer see them. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life, SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Office gifts, SEO Summer, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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