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Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons · P369
White, like my sleepless nights
€27.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Recycled cap, printed to order in France. Print area: 6 × 6 cm.
Translation for humans
When a search engine rolls out a major update, rankings move for days. Consultants refresh their dashboards all night without sleeping. Hence the white cap.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P369
- Product
- Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


My family (and Googlebot)

The “April fool” title, indexed

Minified version
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“White, like my sleepless nights” (category Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons, reference P369) is sold for €27.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Recycled cap, printed to order in France. Print area: 6 × 6 cm. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: When a search engine rolls out a major update, rankings move for days. Consultants refresh their dashboards all night without sleeping. Hence the white cap. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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