€49 audit, 3,412 critical errors

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“€49 audit, 3,412 critical errors” (category T-shirts, reference T658) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, white. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Automated audits sold off for Black Friday love the colour red: any image without a description becomes a “critical error”. The client panics and calls their consultant, who spends three days explaining that 3,410 of the 3,412 alerts change nothing. The audit was on sale; the explanation was not. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: SEO Black Friday, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Black Friday collection: not orderable right now, opens on 6 November, until 30 November. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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