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New Year collection
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T-shirts · T799
100% CSS fireworks
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, navy. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
New Year animations on websites are often heavy images that slow everything down, and Google measures that slowness with its “Core Web Vitals”. This one is drawn in pure CSS, with shadows: nothing to download, instant display. The only fireworks that go off without blowing up the loading time.
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T799
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 3 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
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Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.
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Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“100% CSS fireworks” (category T-shirts, reference T799) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, navy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: New Year animations on websites are often heavy images that slow everything down, and Google measures that slowness with its “Core Web Vitals”. This one is drawn in pure CSS, with shadows: nothing to download, instant display. The only fireworks that go off without blowing up the loading time. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: CMS & dev. Occasions: SEO New Year. Part of the New Year collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 December, until 6 January. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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