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New Year collection · 89 products

SEO New Year

Happy New Year, happy rankings.

Happy New Year, happy rankings. Resolution #1: stop opening Search Console at 3 a.m.

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Closed for now · opens on 1 December, until 6 January · Notify me

Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 December.

Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 1 December. No newsletter.

4 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetLast train to page 1 – T-shirts
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Last train to page 1

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetFind 2026, replace all – T-shirts
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Find 2026, replace all

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#3
Not orderable yetJanuary 1st: traffic and me – Home and office
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January 1st: traffic and me

€16.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
#6
Not orderable yetDry January: zero bought links – Adult apparel
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Dry January: zero bought links

from€54.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The whole New Year collection

About 86 results (0.30 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

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110Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetThe SEO Almanac 2027 – Posters
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The SEO Almanac 2027

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetAustin, the tour goes on – Posters
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Austin, the tour goes on

€22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetCafé, tobacco, backlinks – T-shirts
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Café, tobacco, backlinks

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yet2027 deployment calendar – Posters
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2027 deployment calendar

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetRecycled content – Posters
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Recycled content

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetCuvée Number One – Posters
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Cuvée Number One

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetLast train to page 1 – T-shirts
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Last train to page 1

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetCrawled, currently indexed – Posters
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Crawled, currently indexed

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetRoadmap: SEO, next year – Posters
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Roadmap: SEO, next year

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetThe SEO Year, Month by Month – Posters
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The SEO Year, Month by Month

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetThe new client gong – Posters
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The new client gong

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

SEO New Year: end-of-year reports, resolutions that do not survive 2 January, traffic forecasts as reliable as a horoscope. T-shirts and goodies to celebrate the new year with people counting the days until the next core update.

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  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

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