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No idea what they actually do? Five questions, none about SEO, and we find the gift that will make them laugh.

  • 5 questions, none about SEO.
  • If you do not know their size, we suggest nothing that depends on one.
  • Every product has a "translation for humans": you will get the joke before giving it.

Or straight to the occasion

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Zero risk: no size, accessible joke

Error degree: 0. Even an intern could not get it wrong.

Not orderable yetIt depends – Posters
seoaddict.co › Posters

It depends

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yet302 to the coffee machine – Home and office
seoaddict.co › Home and office

302 to the coffee machine

€16.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetSqueeze during the core update – Home and office
seoaddict.co › Home and office

Squeeze during the core update

€27.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetRest in page 8 – Stickers
seoaddict.co › Stickers

Rest in page 8

€3.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetPumpkin stuffing allowed – Kids and babies
seoaddict.co › Kids and babies

Pumpkin stuffing allowed

€19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetHollow content, nicely lit – Home and office
seoaddict.co › Home and office

Hollow content, nicely lit

€27.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

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