Grandma over-optimised

€19.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Insider Content & semantics

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Bib, printed to order in France. Print area: 11 × 13 cm.

Translation for humans

Repeating the same word too often to please the search engine is called over-optimisation. Grandma repeats the word "dessert" at every single spoonful.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P589
Product: Kids and babies
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €85.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Grandma over-optimised” (category Kids and babies, reference P589) is sold for €19.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Bib, printed to order in France. Print area: 11 × 13 cm. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Repeating the same word too often to please the search engine is called over-optimisation. Grandma repeats the word "dessert" at every single spoonful. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Content & semantics. Occasions: Birthdays (40, 50…), SEO Mother's Day, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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