Call script: about your search rankings

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible The office, room by room Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Everyone has had this call: "Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings." The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If they say their nephew handles it, call back in six months. If they say you're the fourth agency this week, offer a free audit. Here the agency is making fun of its own sales methods.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P1273
Product: Posters
Crawled: 1 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €102.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Call script: about your search rankings” (category Posters, reference P1273) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Everyone has had this call: "Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings." The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If they say their nephew handles it, call back in six months. If they say you're the fourth agency this week, offer a free audit. Here the agency is making fun of its own sales methods. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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