--- title: "Call script: about your search rankings" description: "Everyone has had this call: \"Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings.\" The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-18T09:44:29+00:00" modified: "2026-10-18T11:22:20+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - The office, room by room - Agency life sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Casual Friday - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - Landscape poster - Posters product_tag: - Pour la cabine téléphonique image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1273-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/script-d-appel-au-sujet-de-votre-referencement-poster-horizontal.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/guion-de-llamada-sobre-su-posicionamiento-poster-horizontal.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: "Call script: about your search rankings" product: id: 38134 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Landscape poster - Posters design_code: P1273 jargon_level: 2 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "Everyone has had this call: \"Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings.\" The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If they say their nephew handles it, call back in six months. If they say you're the fourth agency this week, offer a free audit. Here the agency is making fun of its own sales methods." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: "Call script: about your search rankings" - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster/#product" name: "Call script: about your search rankings" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster/" description: "Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1273-en.webp" sku: 38134 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P1273 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Call script: about your search rankings – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1273-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P1273 # Call script: about your search rankings €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 2/5: Accessible [The office, room by room](https://seoaddict.co/topics/office-room-by-room/) [Agency life](https://seoaddict.co/topics/agency-life/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans Everyone has had this call: "Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings." The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If they say their nephew handles it, call back in six months. If they say you're the fourth agency this week, offer a free audit. Here the agency is making fun of its own sales methods. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P1273 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 1 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. 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Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Call script: about your search rankings” (category Posters, reference P1273) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Everyone has had this call: "Hello, I'm calling about your website's search rankings." The poster shows the salesperson's script sheet, highlighted and annotated in pen, with every answer planned. If they say their nephew handles it, call back in six months. If they say you're the fourth agency this week, offer a free audit. Here the agency is making fun of its own sales methods. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The office, room by room, Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/call-script-about-your-search-rankings-landscape-poster.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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