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The pufferfish report – T-shirts
Body type
Also in FR Français
Le poisson-globe du reporting EN English
The pufferfish report ES Español
El informe pez globo

Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.

April Fools collection

T-shirts · T879

The pufferfish report

€33.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Jargon: Anyone gets it Data & analytics

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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See what can be ordered now

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL.

Translation for humans

A pufferfish blows itself up to scare off predators. Some SEO reports do the same before a meeting: impressions, page views, followers, all up and all in big type. Until someone asks the prickly question: “And sales?”. These are called vanity metrics.

Is it a gift?
Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
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Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
T879
Product
T-shirts
Crawled
3 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The pufferfish report” (category T-shirts, reference T879) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, heather grey. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A pufferfish blows itself up to scare off predators. Some SEO reports do the same before a meeting: impressions, page views, followers, all up and all in big type. Until someone asks the prickly question: “And sales?”. These are called vanity metrics. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Data & analytics. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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Which size?

Heavyweight unisex t-shirt: the printer's measurements, in cm
Size Recommended chest Flat width Length
XS 78–844668
S 85–904970
M 91–965272
L 97–1025574
XL 103–1085876
XXL 109–1146178
3XL 115–1206480

Width and length: garment laid flat, from the printer's sheet for this model. Between two sizes, go bigger. Too big gets worn, too small gets regretted.

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