Shiny outside, hollow inside

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“Shiny outside, hollow inside” (category T-shirts, reference T833) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, navy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Some articles run to 3,000 words, call themselves “the ultimate guide” and answer no question at all: that's what SEOs call thin content. Google is looking for genuinely helpful pages instead. Just like a chocolate Easter egg: lovely shiny foil, and nothing inside. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Gifts for SEOs, SEO Easter. Part of the Easter collection: not orderable right now, opens on 21 February, until 29 March. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. Limited run of 10 copies across all sizes, 10 left; it will never be printed again. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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