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Christmas collection · 226 products

SEO Christmas

The only seasonal spike we enjoy.

The only traffic spike nobody will blame you for. Gifts for SEOs, with a translation for whoever gives them.

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Closed for now · opens on 1 November, until 25 December · Notify me

Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 November.

Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 1 November. No newsletter.

10 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetRedirects wired in series – T-shirts
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Redirects wired in series

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetChristmas tree shaking – T-shirts
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Christmas tree shaking

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetSanta has a list. So does Google – T-shirts
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Santa has a list. So does Google

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe nofollow reindeer – T-shirts
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The nofollow reindeer

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetI used to be top of the tree – T-shirts
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I used to be top of the tree

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe copy-pasted Christmas card – T-shirts
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The copy-pasted Christmas card

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#2
Not orderable yetSpoiler in the JSON-LD – T-shirts
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Spoiler in the JSON-LD

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#3
Not orderable yetNorth Pole hreflang signpost – 404 socks
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North Pole hreflang signpost

€19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#4
Not orderable yetOn call on Christmas Eve – T-shirts
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On call on Christmas Eve

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#7
Not orderable yetThe sleigh runs on a CDN – T-shirts
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The sleigh runs on a CDN

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#8
Not orderable yetA tree in March is a 301 – T-shirts
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A tree in March is a 301

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

The SEO survival guide: Christmas

  1. The gift that always works

    A joke about their job. They will laugh, then explain it to the whole family over dinner. Allow time.

  2. You do not know their size?

    Mug, socks, poster: zero risk. Or our guide to finding a colleague's size without getting caught.

  3. Order early

    Everything is printed to order in France. The elves are efficient, but they are only elves.

  4. Code freeze is sacred

    Nobody deploys on 24 December. Except those who already spent a Christmas Eve on a server.

The whole Christmas collection

About 223 results (0.39 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
170Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetThe SEO Almanac 2027 – Posters
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The SEO Almanac 2027

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetPublished author – T-shirts
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Published author

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetHouse authority – Kids and babies
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House authority

€24.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetBabysitter: 5 stars – Kids and babies
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Babysitter: 5 stars

€24.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetClient meeting bingo – Posters
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Client meeting bingo

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetVoucher: good for one click – T-shirts
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Voucher: good for one click

€33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetDraft sent by my finger – Kids and babies
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Draft sent by my finger

€24.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetCanonical: big brother – Kids and babies
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Canonical: big brother

€26.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
Not orderable yetRedirect chain – Posters
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Redirect chain

€22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetAt Grandma's – Kids and babies
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At Grandma's

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetMerge conflict: the truck – Kids and babies
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Merge conflict: the truck

€24.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetAverage CTR: 2.5% – Kids and babies
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Average CTR: 2.5%

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Not orderable yetCuvée Number One – Posters
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Cuvée Number One

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

The only seasonal spike SEOs look forward to. Sweatshirts, socks and mugs for the Christmas of people who spend December watching core updates.

The other seasons

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Your page, with your name on it

No account, no email. This browser keeps the key to edit the page. The page is not indexed: only people with the link can see it.

Group gift

Gift it together

  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

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