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Black Friday collection · 108 products

SEO Black Friday

Organic search never goes on sale.

Organic search never goes on sale: it costs time, not money. The t-shirts, however, are right here.

See the whole collection

Closed for now · opens on 6 November, until 30 November · Notify me

Look around all you like. Orders open on 6 November.

Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links.

Tell me when it opens

One e-mail, on 6 November. No newsletter.

2 running · 0 sold out

This season's limited runs

Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year.

All limited runs
Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetThe disposable Black Friday page – T-shirts
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The disposable Black Friday page

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider

The must-sees

Ranked by us until your clicks take over. Like a SERP, but honest.

#2
Not orderable yetSale on all your traffic – T-shirts
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Sale on all your traffic

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#4
Not orderable yetFlash sale, 14-second LCP – T-shirts
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Flash sale, 14-second LCP

€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#5
Not orderable yetLast day (for 412 days now) – T-shirts
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Last day (for 412 days now)

€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#6
Not orderable yetBuy now, index later – Bags
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Buy now, index later

€19.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#8
Not orderable yetPromo code expired – T-shirts
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Promo code expired

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

The SEO survival guide: Black Friday

  1. Keep the same URL all year

    A Black Friday page reborn every November at the same address keeps its links. One rebuilt every year starts from scratch. This one, for instance, never moves.

  2. Beware of discount links

    A thousand links for the price of a meal: the penalty is what costs, and it is never refunded.

  3. The server does Black Friday too

    On the day, traffic goes up and so does load time. Test before, not during.

  4. No fake slashed prices here

    We do not inflate prices to slash them. The only thing we cross out is bad practice.

The whole Black Friday collection

About 105 results (0.28 seconds)

Orderable now (20) The catalogue opens in waves: everything is online, part of it can already be ordered.

0Clicks (sales)
15Impressions (views)
0.0 %CTR
1Position (page)
Not orderable yetTraffic tide tables – Posters
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Traffic tide tables

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetPrint preview – Posters
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Print preview

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetCompatible backlinks – Posters
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Compatible backlinks

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetDisk full – Posters
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Disk full

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Not orderable yetSEO contract eye chart – Posters
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SEO contract eye chart

€22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
Not orderable yetA link seller’s ledger – Posters
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A link seller’s ledger

€22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible

Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are.

Black Friday is the fourth Friday of November, followed by Cyber Monday: the moment the whole of e-commerce cuts prices and SEOs watch their servers. This collection laughs at it all: discount links that cost you a penalty, sale pages rebuilt every year instead of keeping the same URL, facets that churn out 40,000 URLs. T-shirts, tote bags and mugs for people who spend Black Week in Search Console.

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Your page, with your name on it

No account, no email. This browser keeps the key to edit the page. The page is not indexed: only people with the link can see it.

Group gift

Gift it together

  1. You open the pot: it gets its own page, with the look and the target amount.
  2. Everyone chips in online (card or PayPal) and leaves a note. Everyone sees who gave what and what is missing.
  3. With each contribution, you get an email with the pot's code. Its value follows the total collected: use it to order the look.

Which size for the sized pieces?

Not sure: the size guide

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