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Posters · P2743
Till receipt, premium package: the traffic dip comes free
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
This is the removal company's till receipt for its most expensive package: an address mapping table, a crawl before and after, testing on the staging site, 404 monitoring. The client took the lot, €14,800 before tax. Yet one line is added automatically, free of charge: the temporary traffic dip. Even a perfect migration loses traffic for a few weeks, while the search engine files the new addresses. And at the bottom of the receipt: no refunds, no exchanges.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P2743
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Till receipt, premium package: the traffic dip comes free” (category Posters, reference P2743) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: This is the removal company's till receipt for its most expensive package: an address mapping table, a crawl before and after, testing on the staging site, 404 monitoring. The client took the lot, €14,800 before tax. Yet one line is added automatically, free of charge: the temporary traffic dip. Even a perfect migration loses traffic for a few weeks, while the search engine files the new addresses. And at the bottom of the receipt: no refunds, no exchanges. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: HTTP Codes & Redirects, Agency life, Migrations & Redesigns. Occasions: SEO Black Friday, Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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