Mock-up from 2000, sliced into 36 images

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Deep insider CMS & dev Content & semantics Retro web

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Around the year 2000, many websites were first designed as one big picture, then 'sliced' into pieces that were glued back together in a table. Here, the plumber's home page is cut into 36 slices, numbered in red marker on the cutting mat. Even the menus and the welcome text are images, 'so the font looks nice everywhere'. A search engine's crawler cannot read text drawn inside a picture: to it, the page contained no words at all, and it never knew what the company sold.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2626
Product: Posters
Crawled: 2 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €72.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Mock-up from 2000, sliced into 36 images” (category Posters, reference P2626) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Around the year 2000, many websites were first designed as one big picture, then 'sliced' into pieces that were glued back together in a table. Here, the plumber's home page is cut into 36 slices, numbered in red marker on the cutting mat. Even the menus and the welcome text are images, 'so the font looks nice everywhere'. A search engine's crawler cannot read text drawn inside a picture: to it, the page contained no words at all, and it never knew what the company sold. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: CMS & dev, Content & semantics, Retro web. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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