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Posters · P2619
Quote from 2001, “Skip intro” option declined
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
A web agency quote from March 2001, in French francs, for an 'animated' website: a 45-second full-screen intro with music, a moving home page, a 'please wait' loading bar. At the bottom, an option at 1,200 francs: a 'Skip intro' button. The client crossed it out in pen, sure that everyone would want to watch his animation. Yet it was the only button visitors were looking for. No browser has played that kind of animation since 2021.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P2619
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


Just a little tweak

Skills report: “it’s urgent”, fully mastered

Capture register, still under construction
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Quote from 2001, “Skip intro” option declined” (category Posters, reference P2619) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A web agency quote from March 2001, in French francs, for an 'animated' website: a 45-second full-screen intro with music, a moving home page, a 'please wait' loading bar. At the bottom, an option at 1,200 francs: a 'Skip intro' button. The client crossed it out in pen, sure that everyone would want to watch his animation. Yet it was the only button visitors were looking for. No browser has played that kind of animation since 2021. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: The Client Said, Retro web. Occasions: Office gifts, The resignation outfit, Gifts for SEOs, Retirement. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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