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Stickers · P1891
Director's Yogurt
€3.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Rectangular sticker, printed in France to order. Print area: die-cut to shape.
Translation for humans
The fridge label guards the director's yogurt, expired since 2024. He opens neither the fridge nor the files, and the yogurt is older than the project manager.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1891
- Product
- Stickers
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


The director’s diary

Glass meeting room, confidential

Panic at the Keyword Exchange
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Director's Yogurt” (category Stickers, reference P1891) is sold for €3.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Rectangular sticker, printed in France to order. Print area: die-cut to shape. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The fridge label guards the director's yogurt, expired since 2024. He opens neither the fridge nor the files, and the yogurt is older than the project manager. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, Secret Santa under €20. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/yaourt-du-directeur-sticker-rectangulaire.md
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