Chromatogram of a home page

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Insider Technical SEO

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Chromatography separates a mixture into its components: each substance comes out at its own time and draws a peak, and the area of the peak tells you how much there is. Here, a website's home page has been run through the machine. A huge JavaScript peak, 71%; then images, fonts, ad tracking scripts, the cookie banner. And at the very end, an almost invisible bump, 0.4%: the text, the part the search engine actually comes to read. It is below the detection limit.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2477
Product: Posters
Crawled: 2 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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from€33.90

The complete look €113.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Chromatogram of a home page” (category Posters, reference P2477) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Landscape poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Chromatography separates a mixture into its components: each substance comes out at its own time and draws a peak, and the area of the peak tells you how much there is. Here, a website's home page has been run through the machine. A huge JavaScript peak, 71%; then images, fonts, ad tracking scripts, the cookie banner. And at the very end, an almost invisible bump, 0.4%: the text, the part the search engine actually comes to read. It is below the detection limit. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Technical SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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