Fundamental constants of SEO

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible Agency life

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Physicists keep an up-to-date table of fundamental constants, the values that never change, like the speed of light, each with its uncertainty. Here is the SEO one. Delay before an optimisation has any effect: three to six months. An audit advertised “from €490” and billed ten times that. Number of the client's top priorities: infinity. Probability that an audit is read in full: 3%. Apart from the speed of light, fixed by definition, only one SEO value is exact, with no uncertainty at all: a project's actual duration divided by its announced duration. It equals 3, every time.

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Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P2474
Product: Posters
Crawled: 0 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €102.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Fundamental constants of SEO” (category Posters, reference P2474) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Physicists keep an up-to-date table of fundamental constants, the values that never change, like the speed of light, each with its uncertainty. Here is the SEO one. Delay before an optimisation has any effect: three to six months. An audit advertised “from €490” and billed ten times that. Number of the client's top priorities: infinity. Probability that an audit is read in full: 3%. Apart from the speed of light, fixed by definition, only one SEO value is exact, with no uncertainty at all: a project's actual duration divided by its announced duration. It equals 3, every time. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Agency life. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, Retirement. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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