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Posters · P1229
Redirect chain, 30 metres
€22.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).
Translation for humans
The red hose reel in the corridor, with its coiled hose. Here the hose is a redirect chain: an old address points to another, which points to another, and so on, with every redesign of the site. The addresses are printed along the hose, from “/old” to “/new-v2-final-ok”. Each link in the chain slows the page down and drains a little strength from the links. Redirecting straight to the final address would do.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P1229
- Product
- Posters
- Crawled
- 1 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Redirect chain, 30 metres” (category Posters, reference P1229) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The red hose reel in the corridor, with its coiled hose. Here the hose is a redirect chain: an old address points to another, which points to another, and so on, with every redesign of the site. The addresses are printed along the hose, from “/old” to “/new-v2-final-ok”. Each link in the chain slows the page down and drains a little strength from the links. Redirecting straight to the final address would do. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: HTTP Codes & Redirects, The office, room by room. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: /p/redirect-chain-30-metres-portrait-poster.md
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