The index colander

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Insider Crawling & Indexing AI & GEO The office, room by room

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

Some sites publish thousands of automatically generated pages, hoping the engine will keep them all. The engine sorts them out and keeps very few. The poster is a grid of 10,000 tiny holes, like the bottom of a colander: each hole is a published page. Only three stayed, in green. The readout sums it up: 10,000 pages published, 3 pages indexed. What stays in the colander is what was worth it.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P1027
Product: Posters
Crawled: 1 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

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The complete look €124.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The index colander” (category Posters, reference P1027) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Some sites publish thousands of automatically generated pages, hoping the engine will keep them all. The engine sorts them out and keeps very few. The poster is a grid of 10,000 tiny holes, like the bottom of a colander: each hole is a published page. Only three stayed, in green. The readout sums it up: 10,000 pages published, 3 pages indexed. What stays in the colander is what was worth it. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Crawling & Indexing, AI & GEO, The office, room by room. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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