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FrançaisJe fais du SEO. Pas du dating EN
EnglishI do SEO. Not dating ES
EspañolHago SEO. No citas
Same tee, worn by another body type. No judging, we just adjust the photos.
T-shirts · T1052
I do SEO. Not dating
€33.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, white. XS to 3XL.
Translation for humans
On professional networks, plenty of women get messages that start with their profile picture and end with an invitation for coffee. This shirt shows three typical ones in a row. The answer is underneath, in big letters, to save everyone time.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- T1052
- Product
- T-shirts
- Crawled
- 0 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


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Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris)
– 100% coton biologique
– Produit TOP qualité
– T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2)
– Coutures latérales
– Unisexe
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Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“I do SEO. Not dating” (category T-shirts, reference T1052) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, white. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: On professional networks, plenty of women get messages that start with their profile picture and end with an invitation for coffee. This shirt shows three typical ones in a row. The answer is underneath, in big letters, to save everyone time. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: Women in SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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