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Classroom rules, robots.txt edition – Posters
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Posters · P345

Classroom rules, robots.txt edition

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon level 3/5: Insider Jargon: Insider Crawling & Indexing

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

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Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

A robots.txt file posts a website's rules for robots: where they may go and where they have no business. Like classroom rules, it doesn't physically stop anyone: polite bots obey, the others ignore it. And Google, like certain pupils, flatly ignores the “Crawl-delay” rule.

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Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.
Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.
URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict
Indexing
Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code
P345
Product
Posters
Crawled
4 times by humans
Conversions
None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version
Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Limited run · 10/10Not orderable yetGreetings from production – T-shirts
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Greetings from production

€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
The complete look €124.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“Classroom rules, robots.txt edition” (category Posters, reference P345) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A robots.txt file posts a website's rules for robots: where they may go and where they have no business. Like classroom rules, it doesn't physically stop anyone: polite bots obey, the others ignore it. And Google, like certain pupils, flatly ignores the “Crawl-delay” rule. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Crawling & Indexing. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Back to School. Part of the Back to school collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 August, until 30 September. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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