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Home and office · P296
Swimming up the SERP like a salmon
€32.90 incl. VAT
Discovered – currently not orderable
We are opening the catalogue in waves.
Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.
Steel bottle with straw, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 6.5 × 18 cm.
Translation for humans
Salmon swim upstream against the current, from fall to fall, up to the top where the bear is waiting. A website climbing Google's results lives the same epic: forty-seven positions won one by one, only to find the paid ads still sitting above it at the top of the page. Have a drink, you've earned it.
- Indexing
- Allowed (unlike your staging site)
- Design code
- P296
- Product
- Home and office
- Crawled
- 3 times by humans
- Conversions
- None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
- Mobile version
- Yes. You can buy from the toilet.
Goes with it: the complete look
Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.


The intern’s April Fools’ to-do list

Just ten blue links (April fool)

The alt text prank, without a WHERE
Text for machines
Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.
“Swimming up the SERP like a salmon” (category Home and office, reference P296) is sold for €32.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Steel bottle with straw, printed to order in France. Print area: ≈ 6.5 × 18 cm. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Salmon swim upstream against the current, from fall to fall, up to the top where the bear is waiting. A website climbing Google's results lives the same epic: forty-seven positions won one by one, only to find the paid ads still sitting above it at the top of the page. Have a drink, you've earned it. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: SERPs & search engines. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.
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