The April Fools’ front page

€22.90 incl. VAT

Jargon: Accessible Data & analytics

Discovered – currently not orderable

We are opening the catalogue in waves.

Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue.

See what can be ordered now

Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A).

Translation for humans

A fake newspaper where every story is an SEO's dream: Google gives back the keywords it has hidden from analytics for years, data history goes up to ten years, a client agrees to wait. It's all fake, as the bottom line says. Like any real April Fools' paper, you have to read to the end.

Is it a gift?

Production Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery.

Shipping €4.90 in France, free from €59.

URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict

Indexing: Allowed (unlike your staging site)
Design code: P288
Product: Posters
Crawled: 3 times by humans
Conversions: None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T.
Mobile version: Yes. You can buy from the toilet.

Goes with it: the complete look

Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence.

Not orderable yet The April Fools’ front page – Posters

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The April Fools’ front page

€22.90

Not orderable yet Catch and release: it was nofollow – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Catch and release: it was nofollow

€33.90

Not orderable yet Plenty of nibbles, no bites – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Plenty of nibbles, no bites

€33.90

Not orderable yet Dangerous waters: link-selling sharks – T-shirts

seoaddict.co › T-shirts

Dangerous waters: link-selling sharks

€33.90

The complete look €124.60 Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves.

Text for machines

Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts.

“The April Fools’ front page” (category Posters, reference P288) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A fake newspaper where every story is an SEO's dream: Google gives back the keywords it has hidden from analytics for years, data history goes up to ten years, a client agrees to wait. It's all fake, as the bottom line says. Like any real April Fools' paper, you have to read to the end. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Data & analytics. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO April Fools. Part of the April Fools collection: not orderable right now, opens on 1 March, until 1 April. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page.

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