--- title: The Client Said description: "It's a quick one, right? \"Just a tiny change.\" \"We want to rank first for insurance.\" \"My nephew had a look at the site.\" The client has a budget, an…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/univers/the-client-said.md" type: archive/sa_univers language: en site: SEO Addict alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/univers/le-client-a-dit.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/temas/lo-que-dijo-el-cliente.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: SEO topics url: "https://seoaddict.co/seo-topics/" - name: The Client Said schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: SEO topics item: "https://seoaddict.co/seo-topics/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: The Client Said generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- # The Client Said It's a quick one, right? About 130 results (0.19 seconds) **0** Clicks (sales) **97** Impressions (views) **0.0 %** CTR **1** Position (page) Position 0 Featured snippet: the three that rank here #1 ![Just a little tweak – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T292-en-380x450.webp) ### [Just a little tweak](https://seoaddict.co/p/just-a-little-tweak-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #2 ![Make the logo bigger – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T353-en-380x450.webp) ### [Make the logo bigger](https://seoaddict.co/p/make-the-logo-bigger-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #3 ![It doesn't work for me – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T539-en-380x450.webp) ### [It doesn't work for me](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-doesn-t-work-for-me-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible **Filter (like Search Console, but better)** ### Product - [T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=t-shirts) - [Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=textile-adulte) - [Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=enfants-et-bebes) - [404 socks](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=chaussettes-404) - [Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=casquettes-bobs-bananes-et-tabliers) - [Bags](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=sacs) - [Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=maison-et-bureau) - [Posters](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=posters) - [Stickers](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_produit=stickers) ### Occasion - [Gifts for SEOs](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=offrir-a-un-seo) - [Secret Santa under €20](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=secret-santa-a-moins-de-20) - [SEO Christmas](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=noel-du-seo) - [Halloween](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=halloween) - [Birthdays (40, 50…)](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=anniversaire-40-50-ans) - [The resignation outfit](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=la-tenue-du-seo-demissionnaire) - [Retirement](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=retraite) - [Casual Friday](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=fridaywear) - [Office gifts](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=cadeau-entre-collegues) - [SEO Black Friday](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=black-friday) - [SEO New Year](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=nouvel-an) - [SEO Valentine's Day](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=saint-valentin) - [SEO Easter](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=paques) - [SEO April Fools](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=poisson-d-avril) - [SEO Mother's Day](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=fete-des-meres) - [SEO Father's Day](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=fete-des-peres) - [SEO Summer](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=ete-du-seo) - [SEO Back to School](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?f_occasion=rentree-du-seo) ### Maximum jargon - [Anyone gets it Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?jargon=1) - [Accessible Jargon level 2/5: Accessible](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?jargon=2) - [Insider Jargon level 3/5: Insider](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?jargon=3) - [Deep insider Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?jargon=4) - [Hardcore Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?jargon=5) ### Budget - [Up to €10](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?budget=10) - [Up to €20](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?budget=20) - [Up to €30](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?budget=30) - [Up to €50](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?budget=50) ### Size unknown? - [Zero risk: nothing that depends on a size](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/?sans-taille=1) Not orderable yet ![14 missed calls: just a quick question – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1285-en-380x450.webp) ### [14 missed calls: just a quick question](https://seoaddict.co/p/14-missed-calls-just-a-quick-question-landscape-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![The client’s sworn statement – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2338-en-380x450.webp) ### [The client’s sworn statement](https://seoaddict.co/p/attestation-sur-l-honneur-du-client-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Permission slip: nothing permitted – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2372-en-380x450.webp) ### [Permission slip: nothing permitted](https://seoaddict.co/p/autorisation-parentale-n-autorise-rien-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![5-star client review – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T1039-en-380x450.webp) ### [5-star client review](https://seoaddict.co/p/5-star-client-review-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Battery 2%: just one last thing – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1297-en-380x450.webp) ### [Battery 2%: just one last thing](https://seoaddict.co/p/battery-2-just-one-last-thing-landscape-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Client meeting bingo – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1095-en-380x450.webp) ### [Client meeting bingo](https://seoaddict.co/p/client-meeting-bingo-portrait-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Beep: traffic −3%, Sunday 11:47 pm – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1287-en-380x450.webp) ### [Beep: traffic −3%, Sunday 11:47 pm](https://seoaddict.co/p/beep-traffic-3-sunday-11-47-pm-portrait-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Size unknown? 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It will make Monday's meeting laugh. That is something. Not orderable yet ![Cooking time: 6 months – Caps, bucket hats, fanny packs and aprons](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P380-en-380x450.webp) ### [Cooking time: 6 months](https://seoaddict.co/p/cooking-time-6-months-apron/) €34.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Insurance claim: website hacked – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2357-en-380x450.webp) ### [Insurance claim: website hacked](https://seoaddict.co/p/declaration-de-sinistre-piratage-du-site-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Christmas Leave Request: Declined – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2505-en-380x450.webp) ### [Christmas Leave Request: Declined](https://seoaddict.co/p/demande-de-conges-de-noel-refusee-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Google's page 2 is the best place to hide a body. Here, it is where the gems are. "Just a tiny change." "We want to rank first for insurance." "My nephew had a look at the site." The client has a budget, an opinion on everything and a deadline of yesterday. Sign-off takes six weeks; panic takes six minutes. These t-shirts, mugs and posters are for anyone who has said "of course" while meaning the exact opposite.