--- title: Top 20 SEO gifts description: The products that make the most SEOs laugh, ranked like a giant marketplace's best sellers. Funnier, and with no disguised ads. url: "https://seoaddict.co/top-20/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/top-20.md" type: page language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-13T16:01:37+00:00" modified: "2026-10-13T16:01:37+00:00" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/top-20.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/top-20.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/top-20.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Top 20 SEO gifts schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Top 20 SEO gifts generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- # Top 20 SEO gifts The products that make the most SEOs laugh, ranked like a giant marketplace's best sellers. Funnier, and with no disguised ads. Until the first sales, this is an editorial ranking: our favourites. As soon as orders come in, real sales take over. #1 Position 0: the answer to "what to get an SEO" [![Disallow: /mondays](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T001-en-1-725x900.webp)](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/) ## [Disallow: /mondays](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/) from€33.90 robots.txt is the small file that tells search engine bots which parts of a site are off-limits. This one is for real life: Mondays, meetings and video calls are blocked, happy hour is wide open, and a two-coffee delay is required between visits. Small catch: Google ignores the Crawl-delay rule. So does your manager. Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Accessible [See number one](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/) #2 ![noindex, nofollow: introvert – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T010-en-380x450.webp) ### [noindex, nofollow: introvert](https://seoaddict.co/p/noindex-nofollow-introvert-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #3 ![FAQ: it depends – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T014-en-380x450.webp) ### [FAQ: it depends](https://seoaddict.co/p/faq-it-depends-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #4 ![loading="lazy" – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T017-en-380x450.webp) ### [loading="lazy"](https://seoaddict.co/p/loading-lazy-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #5 ![This meeting could have been an email – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T018-en-380x450.webp) ### [This meeting could have been an email](https://seoaddict.co/p/this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #6 ![Hide a body: page 2 – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T031-en-380x450.webp) ### [Hide a body: page 2](https://seoaddict.co/p/hide-a-body-page-2-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #7 ![Did you mean: it depends? – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T033-en-380x450.webp) ### [Did you mean: it depends?](https://seoaddict.co/p/did-you-mean-it-depends-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #8 ![Crawled, not indexed – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T036-en-380x450.webp) ### [Crawled, not indexed](https://seoaddict.co/p/crawled-not-indexed-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #9 ![Results: 3 to 6 months – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T043-en-380x450.webp) ### [Results: 3 to 6 months](https://seoaddict.co/p/results-3-to-6-months-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #10 ![You're absolutely right! – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T054-en-380x450.webp) ### [You're absolutely right!](https://seoaddict.co/p/you-re-absolutely-right-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider #11 ![Just a little tweak – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T292-en-380x450.webp) ### [Just a little tweak](https://seoaddict.co/p/just-a-little-tweak-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Size unknown? The "colleague size" guide is here. Discretion guaranteed. [Read the guide](https://seoaddict.co/colleague-size/) #12 ![Make the logo bigger – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T353-en-380x450.webp) ### [Make the logo bigger](https://seoaddict.co/p/make-the-logo-bigger-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #13 ![Friday, 5:58 pm – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T376-en-380x450.webp) ### [Friday, 5:58 pm](https://seoaddict.co/p/friday-5-58-pm-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #14 ![Blocked by robots.txt – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T498-en-380x450.webp) ### [Blocked by robots.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/blocked-by-robots-txt-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #15 ![147 tabs – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T536-en-380x450.webp) ### [147 tabs](https://seoaddict.co/p/147-tabs-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #16 ![It doesn't work for me – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T539-en-380x450.webp) ### [It doesn't work for me](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-doesn-t-work-for-me-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #17 Opens Nov 1 ![It’s the intent that counts – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T717-en-380x450.webp) ### [It’s the intent that counts](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-s-the-intent-that-counts-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #18 Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 ![No, Grandma, I don’t work at Google – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T730-en-380x450.webp) ### [No, Grandma, I don’t work at Google](https://seoaddict.co/p/no-grandma-i-don-t-work-at-google-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it #19 Opens Nov 1 ![SEO is dead (says my uncle) – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T733-en-380x450.webp) ### [SEO is dead (says my uncle)](https://seoaddict.co/p/seo-is-dead-says-my-uncle-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #20 Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 ![There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T740-en-380x450.webp) ### [There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency](https://seoaddict.co/p/there-s-no-such-thing-as-an-seo-emergency-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Pareto applies to clothing too: a handful of products make most of the sales. Until the first orders come in, this ranking is editorial (our favourites, and we own it). As soon as sales arrive, they take over: nobody pays to be in this Top.