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# Top 100 SEO gifts
The products that make the most SEOs laugh, ranked like a giant marketplace's best sellers. Funnier, and with no disguised ads.
Until the first sales, this is an editorial ranking: our favourites. As soon as orders come in, real sales take over.
#1 Position 0: the answer to "what to get an SEO"
[](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/)
## [Disallow: /mondays](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
robots.txt is the small file that tells search engine bots which parts of a site are off-limits. This one is for real life: Mondays, meetings and video calls are blocked, happy hour is wide open, and a two-coffee delay is required between visits. Small catch: Google ignores the Crawl-delay rule. So does your manager.
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Accessible
[See number one](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/)
#2
### [noindex, nofollow: introvert](https://seoaddict.co/p/noindex-nofollow-introvert-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#3
### [FAQ: it depends](https://seoaddict.co/p/faq-it-depends-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#4
### [loading="lazy"](https://seoaddict.co/p/loading-lazy-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#5
### [This meeting could have been an email](https://seoaddict.co/p/this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#6
### [Hide a body: page 2](https://seoaddict.co/p/hide-a-body-page-2-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#7
### [Did you mean: it depends?](https://seoaddict.co/p/did-you-mean-it-depends-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#8
### [Crawled, not indexed](https://seoaddict.co/p/crawled-not-indexed-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#9
### [Results: 3 to 6 months](https://seoaddict.co/p/results-3-to-6-months-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#10
### [You're absolutely right!](https://seoaddict.co/p/you-re-absolutely-right-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#11
### [Just a little tweak](https://seoaddict.co/p/just-a-little-tweak-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
Size unknown? The "colleague size" guide is here. Discretion guaranteed.
[Read the guide](https://seoaddict.co/colleague-size/)
#12
### [Make the logo bigger](https://seoaddict.co/p/make-the-logo-bigger-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#13
### [Friday, 5:58 pm](https://seoaddict.co/p/friday-5-58-pm-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#14
### [Blocked by robots.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/blocked-by-robots-txt-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#15
### [147 tabs](https://seoaddict.co/p/147-tabs-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#16
### [It doesn't work for me](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-doesn-t-work-for-me-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#17
Opens Nov 1 
### [It’s the intent that counts](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-s-the-intent-that-counts-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#18
Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 
### [No, Grandma, I don’t work at Google](https://seoaddict.co/p/no-grandma-i-don-t-work-at-google-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it
#19
Opens Nov 1 
### [SEO is dead (says my uncle)](https://seoaddict.co/p/seo-is-dead-says-my-uncle-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#20
Limited run · 10/10 Opens Nov 1 
### [There’s no such thing as an SEO emergency](https://seoaddict.co/p/there-s-no-such-thing-as-an-seo-emergency-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#21
Not orderable yet 
### [Core Update – 2027 World Tour](https://seoaddict.co/p/core-update-2027-world-tour-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Buying a gift and none of the jokes make sense? Normal. We will guide you.
[Find the right gift](https://seoaddict.co/gift-finder/)
#22
Not orderable yet 
### [SEO obituary](https://seoaddict.co/p/seo-obituary-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#23
Not orderable yet 
### [The over-optimized t-shirt](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-over-optimized-t-shirt-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#24
Not orderable yet 
### [Crawl budget 2%](https://seoaddict.co/p/crawl-budget-2-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#25
Not orderable yet 
### [alt="The SEO who warned you"](https://seoaddict.co/p/alt-the-seo-who-warned-you-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#26
Not orderable yet 
### [A night's breadcrumb trail](https://seoaddict.co/p/a-night-s-breadcrumb-trail-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#27
Not orderable yet 
### [302 – Be right back](https://seoaddict.co/p/302-be-right-back-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#28
Not orderable yet 
### [Heading hierarchy](https://seoaddict.co/p/heading-hierarchy-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#29
Not orderable yet 
### [I'm the original](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-m-the-original-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#30
Not orderable yet 
### [hreflang en-yall](https://seoaddict.co/p/hreflang-en-yall-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#31
Not orderable yet 
### [SEO is a long game](https://seoaddict.co/p/seo-is-a-long-game-men-s-long-sleeve-tee/)
from€37.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
None of this will make you rank. It will make Monday's meeting laugh. That is something.
#32
Not orderable yet 
### [My JSON-LD](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-json-ld-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#33
Not orderable yet 
### [TODO: optimize the SEO](https://seoaddict.co/p/todo-optimize-the-seo-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#34
Not orderable yet 
### [Long-tail query](https://seoaddict.co/p/long-tail-query-women-s-long-sleeve-tee/)
€37.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#35
Not orderable yet 
### [motivation.js, deferred](https://seoaddict.co/p/motivation-js-deferred-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#36
Not orderable yet 
### [V for valid](https://seoaddict.co/p/v-for-valid-men-s-v-neck-tee/)
from€32.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#37
Not orderable yet 
### [Friday sitemap](https://seoaddict.co/p/friday-sitemap-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#38
Not orderable yet 
### [rel="nofollow" for my ex](https://seoaddict.co/p/rel-nofollow-for-my-ex-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#39
Not orderable yet 
### [Home](https://seoaddict.co/p/title-home-title-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#40
Not orderable yet 
### [Vital signs: excellent](https://seoaddict.co/p/vital-signs-excellent-women-s-v-neck-tee/)
from€32.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#41
Not orderable yet 
### [git blame robots.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/git-blame-robots-txt-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
Size unknown? The "colleague size" guide is here. Discretion guaranteed.
[Read the guide](https://seoaddict.co/colleague-size/)
#42
Not orderable yet 
### [x-robots-tag: noindex](https://seoaddict.co/p/x-robots-tag-noindex-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#43
Not orderable yet 
### [418 – I'm a teapot](https://seoaddict.co/p/418-i-m-a-teapot-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#44
Not orderable yet 
### [Truncated at 155 characters](https://seoaddict.co/p/truncated-at-155-characters-crop-top/)
€34.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#45
Not orderable yet 
### [410 Gone](https://seoaddict.co/p/410-gone-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#46
Not orderable yet 
### [503 – On vacation](https://seoaddict.co/p/503-on-vacation-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#47
Not orderable yet 
### [Ctrl + F5](https://seoaddict.co/p/ctrl-f5-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#48
Not orderable yet 
### [dress.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/dress-txt-t-shirt-dress/)
from€44.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#49
Not orderable yet 
### [It's DNS propagation](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-s-dns-propagation-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#50
Not orderable yet 
### [utm\_source=fridge](https://seoaddict.co/p/utm-source-fridge-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#51
Not orderable yet 
### [4.9 stars (2 reviews)](https://seoaddict.co/p/4-9-stars-2-reviews-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Buying a gift and none of the jokes make sense? Normal. We will guide you.
[Find the right gift](https://seoaddict.co/gift-finder/)
#52
Not orderable yet 
### [Minified version](https://seoaddict.co/p/minified-version-men-s-tank-top/)
from€31.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#53
Not orderable yet 
### [Explaining SEO to my mom](https://seoaddict.co/p/explaining-seo-to-my-mom-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#54
Not orderable yet 
### [Summer traffic: going down](https://seoaddict.co/p/summer-traffic-going-down-women-s-relaxed-tank-top/)
from€31.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#55
Not orderable yet 
### [People also ask](https://seoaddict.co/p/people-also-ask-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#56
Not orderable yet 
### [Truncated meta description](https://seoaddict.co/p/truncated-meta-description-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#57
Not orderable yet 
### [Head of noindex](https://seoaddict.co/p/head-of-noindex-men-s-polo/)
from€39.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#58
Not orderable yet 
### [(not provided)](https://seoaddict.co/p/not-provided-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#59
Not orderable yet 
### [(direct) / (none)](https://seoaddict.co/p/direct-none-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore
#60
Not orderable yet 
### [The client's curve](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-client-s-curve-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#61
Not orderable yet 
### [No #1 ranking guaranteed](https://seoaddict.co/p/no-1-ranking-guaranteed-women-s-polo/)
from€39.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
None of this will make you rank. It will make Monday's meeting laugh. That is something.
#62
Not orderable yet 
### [Long tail](https://seoaddict.co/p/long-tail-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#63
Not orderable yet 
### [Keywords of my life](https://seoaddict.co/p/keywords-of-my-life-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#64
Not orderable yet 
### [Core Web Vitals (localhost)](https://seoaddict.co/p/core-web-vitals-localhost-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#65
Not orderable yet 
### [Hibernation mode](https://seoaddict.co/p/hibernation-mode-heavyweight-sweatshirt/)
from€54.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#66
Not orderable yet 
### [My link-juice family tree](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-link-juice-family-tree-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#67
Not orderable yet 
### [click here](https://seoaddict.co/p/click-here-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#68
Not orderable yet 
### [Hood up, incognito mode](https://seoaddict.co/p/hood-up-incognito-mode-heavyweight-hoodie/)
from€49.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#69
Not orderable yet 
### [My network is private](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-network-is-private-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#70
Not orderable yet 
### [disavow.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/disavow-txt-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#71
Not orderable yet 
### [Cited, no link](https://seoaddict.co/p/cited-no-link-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Size unknown? The "colleague size" guide is here. Discretion guaranteed.
[Read the guide](https://seoaddict.co/colleague-size/)
#72
Not orderable yet 
### [gzip enabled](https://seoaddict.co/p/gzip-enabled-zip-hoodie/)
from€69.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#73
Not orderable yet 
### [GEO strategy v1.0](https://seoaddict.co/p/geo-strategy-v1-0-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#74
Not orderable yet 
### [llms.txt](https://seoaddict.co/p/llms-txt-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#75
Not orderable yet 
### [I Claude, you Claude…](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-claude-you-claude-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#76
Not orderable yet 
### [Crawling in progress](https://seoaddict.co/p/crawling-in-progress-baby-bodysuit/)
€26.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#77
Not orderable yet 
### [claude (v.)](https://seoaddict.co/p/claude-v-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#78
Not orderable yet 
### [Manners, in tokens](https://seoaddict.co/p/manners-in-tokens-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#79
Not orderable yet 
### [Duplicate content](https://seoaddict.co/p/duplicate-content-bib/)
€19.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#80
Not orderable yet 
### [It worked in the chat](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-worked-in-the-chat-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#81
Not orderable yet 
### [Reviewed by nobody](https://seoaddict.co/p/reviewed-by-nobody-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Buying a gift and none of the jokes make sense? Normal. We will guide you.
[Find the right gift](https://seoaddict.co/gift-finder/)
#82
Not orderable yet 
### [Accept all (without reading)](https://seoaddict.co/p/accept-all-without-reading-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#83
Not orderable yet 
### [SEO intern, unpaid](https://seoaddict.co/p/seo-intern-unpaid-kids-tee/)
€24.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#84
Not orderable yet 
### [Context: 100%](https://seoaddict.co/p/context-100-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#85
Not orderable yet 
### [I count my tokens](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-count-my-tokens-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#86
Not orderable yet 
### [/compact my week](https://seoaddict.co/p/compact-my-week-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#87
Not orderable yet 
### [404, sock not found](https://seoaddict.co/p/404-sock-not-found-socks/)
€19.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#88
Not orderable yet 
### [My pair programmer](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-pair-programmer-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#89
Not orderable yet 
### [4-min audit, 3-hour meeting](https://seoaddict.co/p/4-min-audit-3-hour-meeting-t-shirt/)
from€33.90
Jargon level 2/5: Accessible
#90
Not orderable yet 
### [It's a hallucination](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-s-a-hallucination-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#91
Not orderable yet 
### [Above the fold](https://seoaddict.co/p/above-the-fold-recycled-cap/)
€27.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
None of this will make you rank. It will make Monday's meeting laugh. That is something.
#92
Not orderable yet 
### [Generated by a prompt](https://seoaddict.co/p/generated-by-a-prompt-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#93
Not orderable yet 
### [Human in the loop](https://seoaddict.co/p/human-in-the-loop-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#94
Not orderable yet 
### [Claude me if you can](https://seoaddict.co/p/claude-me-if-you-can-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#95
Not orderable yet 
### [Long distance crawler](https://seoaddict.co/p/long-distance-crawler-trucker-cap/)
€27.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#96
Not orderable yet 
### [The terminal is crying](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-terminal-is-crying-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#97
Not orderable yet 
### [We used to code](https://seoaddict.co/p/we-used-to-code-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#98
Not orderable yet 
### [Esc, Esc](https://seoaddict.co/p/esc-esc-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
#99
Not orderable yet 
### [User-agent: Bob](https://seoaddict.co/p/user-agent-bob-recycled-bucket-hat/)
€29.90
Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider
#100
Not orderable yet 
### [CLAUDE.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/claude-md-t-shirt/)
€33.90
Jargon level 3/5: Insider
Pareto applies to clothing too: a handful of products make most of the sales. Until the first orders come in, this ranking is editorial (our favourites, and we own it). As soon as sales arrive, they take over: nobody pays to be in this Top.