--- title: Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms description: "For their 15th wedding anniversary, Claire gave Thomas, an SEO consultant, a “Screen-free weekend for two” gift box: two nights at a country guesthouse. Thomas filled in the booking form…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-19T06:48:50+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T08:38:23+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - CMS & dev - SEO Runs in the Family - Technical SEO sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Gifts for SEOs - SEO Valentine's Day product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2528-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms product: id: 52839 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P2528 jargon_level: 5 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "For their 15th wedding anniversary, Claire gave Thomas, an SEO consultant, a “Screen-free weekend for two” gift box: two nights at a country guesthouse. Thomas filled in the booking form his own way. Dates: “not during a core update”. He ticked the fibre option, asked for a desk in the room and added in pen “minimum 300 Mb/s”. The guesthouse sent the form back: the property has no internet, that's the whole point." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical/#product" name: Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2528-en.webp" sku: 52839 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P2528 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2528-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P2528 # Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore [CMS & dev](https://seoaddict.co/topics/cms-dev/) [SEO Runs in the Family](https://seoaddict.co/topics/seo-runs-in-the-family/) [Technical SEO](https://seoaddict.co/topics/technical-seo/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans For their 15th wedding anniversary, Claire gave Thomas, an SEO consultant, a “Screen-free weekend for two” gift box: two nights at a country guesthouse. Thomas filled in the booking form his own way. Dates: “not during a core update”. He ticked the fibre option, asked for a desk in the room and added in pen “minimum 300 Mb/s”. The guesthouse sent the form back: the property has no internet, that's the whole point. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P2528 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 6 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2528-en-380x450.webp) ### [Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms](https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore Not orderable yet ![Resignation Letter: Reach Me via the Contact Form – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2504-en-380x450.webp) ### [Resignation Letter: Reach Me via the Contact Form](https://seoaddict.co/p/lettre-de-demission-joignable-par-le-formulaire-de-contact-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![#1 in the local pack – Adult apparel](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P319-en-380x450.webp) ### [#1 in the local pack](https://seoaddict.co/p/1-in-the-local-pack-men-s-polo/) from€39.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Airplane mode – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T575-en-380x450.webp) ### [Airplane mode](https://seoaddict.co/p/airplane-mode-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider The complete look **€119.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Screen-free weekend, Thomas’s terms” (category Posters, reference P2528) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: For their 15th wedding anniversary, Claire gave Thomas, an SEO consultant, a “Screen-free weekend for two” gift box: two nights at a country guesthouse. Thomas filled in the booking form his own way. Dates: “not during a core update”. He ticked the fibre option, asked for a desk in the room and added in pen “minimum 300 Mb/s”. The guesthouse sent the form back: the property has no internet, that's the whole point. Jargon level: 5 out of 5 (Hardcore). Topic: CMS & dev, SEO Runs in the Family, Technical SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Valentine's Day. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/week-end-sans-ecran-conditions-de-thomas-poster-vertical.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. 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