--- title: Smile, you’re being measured description: "At the entrance, a regulatory sign like the ones in shops warns that reception is under surveillance. But here, the surveillance is the website's analytics tool. And like the most…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-18T09:43:08+00:00" modified: "2026-10-18T12:00:04+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Data & analytics - The office, room by room sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Halloween - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters product_tag: - Pour l'accueil image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1088-fr-1-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/souriez-vous-etes-mesure-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/sonria-le-estamos-midiendo-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: Smile, you’re being measured product: id: 37949 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P1088 jargon_level: 4 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "At the entrance, a regulatory sign like the ones in shops warns that reception is under surveillance. But here, the surveillance is the website's analytics tool. And like the most widely used analytics tool, by default it only keeps detailed data for 14 months: beyond that, you can't compare with last year. Many SEO people found out on the very day they needed it." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Smile, you’re being measured - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster/#product" name: Smile, you’re being measured url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1088-en-1.webp" sku: 37949 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P1088 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Smile, you’re being measured – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1088-en-1-725x900.webp) Posters · P1088 # Smile, you’re being measured €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider [Data & analytics](https://seoaddict.co/topics/data-analytics/) [The office, room by room](https://seoaddict.co/topics/office-room-by-room/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans At the entrance, a regulatory sign like the ones in shops warns that reception is under surveillance. But here, the surveillance is the website's analytics tool. And like the most widely used analytics tool, by default it only keeps detailed data for 14 months: beyond that, you can't compare with last year. Many SEO people found out on the very day they needed it. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P1088 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 4 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![Smile, you’re being measured – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1088-en-1-380x450.webp) ### [Smile, you’re being measured](https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![The director’s diary – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1126-en-380x450.webp) ### [The director’s diary](https://seoaddict.co/p/the-director-s-diary-portrait-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Light timer, 3 seconds – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1238-en-380x450.webp) ### [Light timer, 3 seconds](https://seoaddict.co/p/light-timer-3-seconds-portrait-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![A slight dip – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P1114-en-380x450.webp) ### [A slight dip](https://seoaddict.co/p/a-slight-dip-landscape-poster/) €22.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it The complete look **€91.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Smile, you’re being measured” (category Posters, reference P1088) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: At the entrance, a regulatory sign like the ones in shops warns that reception is under surveillance. But here, the surveillance is the website's analytics tool. And like the most widely used analytics tool, by default it only keeps detailed data for 14 months: beyond that, you can't compare with last year. Many SEO people found out on the very day they needed it. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: Data & analytics, The office, room by room. Occasions: Office gifts, Halloween, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/smile-you-re-being-measured-portrait-poster.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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