--- title: Nap time, robots.txt edition description: "Robots.txt is the file that tells search engine robots where they're allowed to go on a site. This one blocks the alarm and Monday, allows only the couch, and asks…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-13T16:01:19+00:00" modified: "2026-10-18T17:23:06+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Crawling & Indexing product_cat: - Cushion - Home and office image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P127-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/la-sieste-version-robots-txt-coussin.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/la-siesta-version-robots-txt-cojin.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Home and office url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/home-and-office/" - name: Nap time, robots.txt edition product: id: 5814 product_type: simple price: 27.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Cushion - Home and office design_code: P127 jargon_level: 5 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "Robots.txt is the file that tells search engine robots where they're allowed to go on a site. This one blocks the alarm and Monday, allows only the couch, and asks for an hour between visits (Crawl-delay: 3600, in seconds). True story: Google ignores crawl-delay entirely, much like whoever wakes you up from a nap." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Home and office item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/home-and-office/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Nap time, robots.txt edition - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion/#product" name: Nap time, robots.txt edition url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion/" description: "Cushion, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 30 cm." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P127-en.webp" sku: 5814 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "27.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "27.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €27.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P127 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Nap time, robots.txt edition – Home and office](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P127-en-725x900.webp) Home and office · P127 # Nap time, robots.txt edition €27.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore [Crawling & Indexing](https://seoaddict.co/topics/crawling-indexing/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Cushion, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 30 cm. ## Translation for humans Robots.txt is the file that tells search engine robots where they're allowed to go on a site. This one blocks the alarm and Monday, allows only the couch, and asks for an hour between visits (Crawl-delay: 3600, in seconds). True story: Google ignores crawl-delay entirely, much like whoever wakes you up from a nap. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P127 **Product** : Home and office **Crawled** : 4 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. 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Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Nap time, robots.txt edition” (category Home and office, reference P127) is sold for €27.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Cushion, printed to order in France. Print area: 30 × 30 cm. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Robots.txt is the file that tells search engine robots where they're allowed to go on a site. This one blocks the alarm and Monday, allows only the couch, and asks for an hour between visits (Crawl-delay: 3600, in seconds). True story: Google ignores crawl-delay entirely, much like whoever wakes you up from a nap. Jargon level: 5 out of 5 (Hardcore). Topic: Crawling & Indexing. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/nap-time-robots-txt-edition-cushion.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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