--- title: My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals description: "Core Web Vitals are three search engine metrics that measure a page’s loading speed, stability and responsiveness. Here every gauge is green, just like the story about the taxi driver…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-18T17:59:17+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T06:06:56+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - SEO influencer - Technical SEO sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - T-shirts image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2121-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/le-chauffeur-de-taxi-m-a-parle-de-core-web-vitals-t-shirt.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/mi-taxista-me-hablo-de-core-web-vitals-camiseta.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: T-shirts url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - name: My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals product: id: 49883 product_type: variable price: 33.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - T-shirts attributes: Size: - XS - S - M - L - XL - XXL - 3XL variations: - attributes: taille: XS price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: S price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: M price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: L price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XXL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: 3XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable design_code: T2121 jargon_level: 3 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "Core Web Vitals are three search engine metrics that measure a page’s loading speed, stability and responsiveness. Here every gauge is green, just like the story about the taxi driver who knows SEO. What it really measures is the author’s imagination: there was no taxi." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: T-shirts item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt/#product" name: My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt/" description: Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, black. XS to 3XL. image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2121-en.webp" sku: 49883 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €33.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL | | Design code | T2121 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2121-en-725x900.webp) T-shirts · T2121 # My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals €33.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 3/5: Insider [SEO influencer](https://seoaddict.co/topics/seo-influencer/) [Technical SEO](https://seoaddict.co/topics/technical-seo/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, black. XS to 3XL. ## Translation for humans Core Web Vitals are three search engine metrics that measure a page’s loading speed, stability and responsiveness. Here every gauge is green, just like the story about the taxi driver who knows SEO. What it really measures is the author’s imagination: there was no taxi. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : T2121 **Product** : T-shirts **Crawled** : 6 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2121-en-380x450.webp) ### [My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![I turned down a client – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2126-en-380x450.webp) ### [I turned down a client](https://seoaddict.co/p/i-turned-down-a-client-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Congrats on the new role! – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2095-en-380x450.webp) ### [Congrats on the new role!](https://seoaddict.co/p/congrats-on-the-new-role-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Poll: is SEO dead? – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T2148-en-380x450.webp) ### [Poll: is SEO dead?](https://seoaddict.co/p/poll-is-seo-dead-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it The complete look **€135.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## The details Disponible du XS au 4XL (selon les coloris) – 100% coton biologique – Produit TOP qualité – T-shirt épais (170 – 180 g/m2) – Coutures latérales – Unisexe ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “My taxi driver told me about Core Web Vitals” (category T-shirts, reference T2121) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, black. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Core Web Vitals are three search engine metrics that measure a page’s loading speed, stability and responsiveness. Here every gauge is green, just like the story about the taxi driver who knows SEO. What it really measures is the author’s imagination: there was no taxi. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: SEO influencer, Technical SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/my-taxi-driver-told-me-about-core-web-vitals-t-shirt.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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