--- title: Mineralogy of SEO text blocks description: "An engraved natural history plate showing six numbered stones. They are “SEO text blocks”, those long slabs of keyword-stuffed text pasted at the bottom of online shops' category pages to…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-19T06:48:15+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T08:37:51+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Content & semantics sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2329-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: Mineralogy of SEO text blocks product: id: 52617 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P2329 jargon_level: 3 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "An engraved natural history plate showing six numbered stones. They are “SEO text blocks”, those long slabs of keyword-stuffed text pasted at the bottom of online shops' category pages to please the engine. Each specimen has its record: the granite that hasn't moved since 2014, the hollow pumice, the slate layered by four rewrites. All were collected at the bottom of the page, where no visitor ever scrolls." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Mineralogy of SEO text blocks - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical/#product" name: Mineralogy of SEO text blocks url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2329-en.webp" sku: 52617 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P2329 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Mineralogy of SEO text blocks – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2329-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P2329 # Mineralogy of SEO text blocks €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 3/5: Insider [Content & semantics](https://seoaddict.co/topics/content-semantics/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans An engraved natural history plate showing six numbered stones. They are “SEO text blocks”, those long slabs of keyword-stuffed text pasted at the bottom of online shops' category pages to please the engine. Each specimen has its record: the granite that hasn't moved since 2014, the hollow pumice, the slate layered by four rewrites. All were collected at the bottom of the page, where no visitor ever scrolls. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P2329 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 4 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. 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Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Mineralogy of SEO text blocks” (category Posters, reference P2329) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: An engraved natural history plate showing six numbered stones. They are “SEO text blocks”, those long slabs of keyword-stuffed text pasted at the bottom of online shops' category pages to please the engine. Each specimen has its record: the granite that hasn't moved since 2014, the hollow pumice, the slate layered by four rewrites. All were collected at the bottom of the page, where no visitor ever scrolls. Jargon level: 3 out of 5 (Insider). Topic: Content & semantics. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/mineralogie-des-paves-seo-poster-vertical.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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