--- title: Instructions for the babysitter description: "Before going out for dinner, the parents left Ines, the babysitter, a sheet of instructions. Bed at 8:30, one story only, no screens, emergency numbers. Then comes what matters most…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-19T06:48:49+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T08:38:23+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Crawling & Indexing - SEO Runs in the Family sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Casual Friday - Gifts for SEOs - SEO Valentine's Day product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2525-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: Instructions for the babysitter product: id: 52835 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P2525 jargon_level: 4 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "Before going out for dinner, the parents left Ines, the babysitter, a sheet of instructions. Bed at 8:30, one story only, no screens, emergency numbers. Then comes what matters most to the SEO dad: do not touch the office computer, where a “crawl”, a bot going through two million pages, has been running since Tuesday. If the kids wake up, no need to call. If the crawl stops, call straight away, even during dinner." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Instructions for the babysitter - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical/#product" name: Instructions for the babysitter url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2525-en.webp" sku: 52835 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P2525 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Instructions for the babysitter – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2525-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P2525 # Instructions for the babysitter €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider [Crawling & Indexing](https://seoaddict.co/topics/crawling-indexing/) [SEO Runs in the Family](https://seoaddict.co/topics/seo-runs-in-the-family/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans Before going out for dinner, the parents left Ines, the babysitter, a sheet of instructions. Bed at 8:30, one story only, no screens, emergency numbers. Then comes what matters most to the SEO dad: do not touch the office computer, where a “crawl”, a bot going through two million pages, has been running since Tuesday. If the kids wake up, no need to call. If the crawl stops, call straight away, even during dinner. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P2525 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 4 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![Instructions for the babysitter – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2525-en-380x450.webp) ### [Instructions for the babysitter](https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![Mom’s E-E-A-T – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T909-en-380x450.webp) ### [Mom’s E-E-A-T](https://seoaddict.co/p/mom-s-e-e-a-t-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![A Swarm of Bots Descends on the Servers – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2671-en-380x450.webp) ### [A Swarm of Bots Descends on the Servers](https://seoaddict.co/p/une-nuee-de-robots-s-abat-sur-les-serveurs-poster-horizontal/) €22.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider Not orderable yet ![Orphan page: the /pricing cove – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T1540-en-380x450.webp) ### [Orphan page: the /pricing cove](https://seoaddict.co/p/orphan-page-the-pricing-cove-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider The complete look **€113.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Instructions for the babysitter” (category Posters, reference P2525) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: Before going out for dinner, the parents left Ines, the babysitter, a sheet of instructions. Bed at 8:30, one story only, no screens, emergency numbers. Then comes what matters most to the SEO dad: do not touch the office computer, where a “crawl”, a bot going through two million pages, has been running since Tuesday. If the kids wake up, no need to call. If the crawl stops, call straight away, even during dinner. Jargon level: 4 out of 5 (Deep insider). Topic: Crawling & Indexing, SEO Runs in the Family. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs, SEO Valentine's Day. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/consignes-pour-la-baby-sitter-poster-vertical.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. 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