--- title: Closed for the holidays (except on Google) description: "A Google listing lets you set special opening hours: bank holidays, time off, summer closures. Dad tapes a sheet of paper to the door, as he always has. So Google…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-15T08:56:03+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T06:43:27+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - SEO Runs in the Family - Local SEO - SERPs & search engines sa_occasion: - SEO Father's Day - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - T-shirts product_tag: - Father's Day collection image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T947-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/ferme-pour-conges-sauf-sur-google-t-shirt.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/cerrado-por-vacaciones-menos-en-google-camiseta.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: T-shirts url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - name: Closed for the holidays (except on Google) product: id: 28618 product_type: variable price: 33.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - T-shirts attributes: Size: - XS - S - M - L - XL - XXL - 3XL variations: - attributes: taille: XS price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: S price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: M price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: L price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: XXL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable - attributes: taille: 3XL price: 33.9 availability: not_purchasable design_code: T947 jargon_level: 1 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" collection: name: Fête des pères open: false orderable_from: "2027-05-22T22:00:00+00:00" orderable_until: "2027-06-20T21:59:59+00:00" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "A Google listing lets you set special opening hours: bank holidays, time off, summer closures. Dad tapes a sheet of paper to the door, as he always has. So Google says “Open” and customers find the door shut all August. The one sign Google never reads is that one." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: T-shirts item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/t-shirts/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Closed for the holidays (except on Google) - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt/#product" name: Closed for the holidays (except on Google) url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt/" description: Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T947-en.webp" sku: 28618 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "33.90" priceCurrency: EUR availabilityStarts: "2027-05-22T22:00:00+00:00" generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €33.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL | | Design code | T947 | | Ordering | closed, opens on 2027-05-23 (until 2027-06-20) | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Closed for the holidays (except on Google) – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T947-en-725x900.webp) [Father's Day collection](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-fathers-day/) T-shirts · T947 # Closed for the holidays (except on Google) €33.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it [SEO Runs in the Family](https://seoaddict.co/topics/seo-runs-in-the-family/) [Local SEO](https://seoaddict.co/topics/local-seo/) [SERPs & search engines](https://seoaddict.co/topics/serps-search-engines/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. ## Translation for humans A Google listing lets you set special opening hours: bank holidays, time off, summer closures. Dad tapes a sheet of paper to the door, as he always has. So Google says “Open” and customers find the door shut all August. The one sign Google never reads is that one. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : T947 **Product** : T-shirts **Crawled** : 3 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![Closed for the holidays (except on Google) – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T947-en-380x450.webp) ### [Closed for the holidays (except on Google)](https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Happy? Tell Google – Stickers](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P323-en-380x450.webp) ### [Happy? Tell Google](https://seoaddict.co/p/happy-tell-google-square-sticker/) €3.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Not orderable yet ![Dad redirected my bunny (301) – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P310-en-380x450.webp) ### [Dad redirected my bunny (301)](https://seoaddict.co/p/dad-redirected-my-bunny-301-baby-bodysuit/) €26.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Dad’s airplane: 14 take-offs, 3 conversions – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P311-en-380x450.webp) ### [Dad’s airplane: 14 take-offs, 3 conversions](https://seoaddict.co/p/dads-airplane-14-take-offs-3-conversions-bib/) €19.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible The complete look **€84.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Closed for the holidays (except on Google)” (category T-shirts, reference T947) is sold for €33.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Heavyweight unisex t-shirt (organic cotton, 180 gsm), printed to order in France, burgundy. XS to 3XL. Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL. Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: A Google listing lets you set special opening hours: bank holidays, time off, summer closures. Dad tapes a sheet of paper to the door, as he always has. So Google says “Open” and customers find the door shut all August. The one sign Google never reads is that one. Jargon level: 1 out of 5 (Anyone gets it). Topic: SEO Runs in the Family, Local SEO, SERPs & search engines. Occasions: SEO Father's Day, Gifts for SEOs. Part of the Father's Day collection: not orderable right now, opens on 23 May, until 20 June. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/closed-for-the-holidays-except-on-google-t-shirt.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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