--- title: "Return form, reason: not number one" description: "The return slip you put in the parcel when an item doesn't suit. The client ticked “Other” and wrote the reason by hand: not number one for “shoes” after three…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-19T06:48:32+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T08:38:07+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - The Client Said sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2427-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: "Return form, reason: not number one" product: id: 52717 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P2427 jargon_level: 2 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "The return slip you put in the parcel when an item doesn't suit. The client ticked “Other” and wrote the reason by hand: not number one for “shoes” after three weeks. He wants a full refund on his twelve-month SEO package. The returns desk stamped it “refused”. When you buy online, you get fourteen days to change your mind. In SEO, you need about six months before judging anything." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: "Return form, reason: not number one" - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical/#product" name: "Return form, reason: not number one" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2427-en.webp" sku: 52717 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P2427 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Return form, reason: not number one – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2427-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P2427 # Return form, reason: not number one €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 2/5: Accessible [The Client Said](https://seoaddict.co/topics/the-client-said/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans The return slip you put in the parcel when an item doesn't suit. The client ticked “Other” and wrote the reason by hand: not number one for “shoes” after three weeks. He wants a full refund on his twelve-month SEO package. The returns desk stamped it “refused”. When you buy online, you get fourteen days to change your mind. In SEO, you need about six months before judging anything. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P2427 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 5 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. 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Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Return form, reason: not number one” (category Posters, reference P2427) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: The return slip you put in the parcel when an item doesn't suit. The client ticked “Other” and wrote the reason by hand: not number one for “shoes” after three weeks. He wants a full refund on his twelve-month SEO package. The returns desk stamped it “refused”. When you buy online, you get fourteen days to change your mind. In SEO, you need about six months before judging anything. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: The Client Said. Occasions: Office gifts, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/bon-de-retour-motif-pas-premier-poster-vertical.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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