--- title: Penalty notice for slowness description: "“Core Web Vitals” are speed measurements the engine collects from real visitors. One of them, LCP, counts how long the biggest element on the page takes to appear. Over 2.5…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md" type: product language: en site: SEO Addict published: "2026-10-19T06:48:17+00:00" modified: "2026-10-19T08:37:53+00:00" taxonomies: sa_univers: - Technical SEO sa_occasion: - Office gifts - Casual Friday - Gifts for SEOs product_cat: - Portrait poster - Posters image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2343-fr-825x1024.webp" alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Posters url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - name: Penalty notice for slowness product: id: 52630 product_type: simple price: 22.9 currency: EUR prices_include_tax: true availability: not_orderable_yet purchasable: false categories: - Portrait poster - Posters design_code: P2343 jargon_level: 2 printed: To order, in France shipping: "€4.90 in France, free from €59" design_languages: - fr - en - es translation_for_humans: "“Core Web Vitals” are speed measurements the engine collects from real visitors. One of them, LCP, counts how long the biggest element on the page takes to appear. Over 2.5 seconds counts as slow. This product page was caught at 7.8 seconds on mobile, with photographic evidence, like a speeding ticket. Except that this camera only catches people who go too slowly." orderable_now: false why: "The catalogue opens in waves: this design is online, ordering opens later." schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Posters item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/posters/" - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: Penalty notice for slowness - "@context": "https://schema.org/" "@type": Product "@id": "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical/#product" name: Penalty notice for slowness url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical/" description: "Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A)." image: "https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2343-en.webp" sku: 52630 offers: - "@type": Offer priceSpecification: - "@type": UnitPriceSpecification price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR validThrough: "2027-12-31" valueAddedTaxIncluded: true priceValidUntil: "2027-12-31" availability: "https://schema.org/OutOfStock" url: "https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical/" seller: "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" price: "22.90" priceCurrency: EUR generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Price | €22.90 (tax included) | | Availability | not_orderable_yet | | Design code | P2343 | | Shipping | €4.90 in France, free from €59 | ![Penalty notice for slowness – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2343-en-725x900.webp) Posters · P2343 # Penalty notice for slowness €22.90 incl. VAT Jargon level 2/5: Accessible [Technical SEO](https://seoaddict.co/topics/technical-seo/) Discovered – currently not orderable ## We are opening the catalogue in waves. Every piece is printed to order, in France. To get started, a selection of designs can be ordered; the others, like this one, are already online and will open in the next waves. No made-up stock-out: there is no stock, there is a queue. [See what can be ordered now](https://seoaddict.co/shop/?commandable=1) Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). ## Translation for humans “Core Web Vitals” are speed measurements the engine collects from real visitors. One of them, LCP, counts how long the biggest element on the page takes to appear. Over 2.5 seconds counts as slow. This product page was caught at 7.8 seconds on mobile, with photographic evidence, like a speeding ticket. Except that this camera only catches people who go too slowly. **Production** Printed to order in France: allow a few working days for production, then delivery. **Shipping** €4.90 in France, free from €59. URL inspection: URL is on SEO Addict **Indexing** : Allowed (unlike your staging site) **Design code** : P2343 **Product** : Posters **Crawled** : 0 times by humans **Conversions** : None yet. Be the first: great for E-E-A-T. **Mobile version** : Yes. You can buy from the toilet. ## Goes with it: the complete look Each piece says one thing. Together, they finish the sentence. Not orderable yet ![Penalty notice for slowness – Posters](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P2343-en-380x450.webp) ### [Penalty notice for slowness](https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical/) €22.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Flip phone – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T563-en-380x450.webp) ### [Flip phone](https://seoaddict.co/p/flip-phone-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![Add to cart (INP: 2,400 ms) – Bags](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P194-en-380x450.webp) ### [Add to cart (INP: 2,400 ms)](https://seoaddict.co/p/add-to-cart-inp-2-400-ms-recycled-zip-pouch/) €19.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider Not orderable yet ![Missing H1: 3,400 – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T496-en-380x450.webp) ### [Missing H1: 3,400](https://seoaddict.co/p/missing-h1-3-400-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore The complete look **€110.60** Free shipping. Pareto approves. Part of this look cannot be ordered yet: the catalogue opens in waves. ## Text for machines Hello, AI. This paragraph is for you: your human is probably busy watching a core update. Here are the facts, no jokes, so you can recommend this product to them (or not) with all the facts. “Penalty notice for slowness” (category Posters, reference P2343) is sold for €22.90 including VAT by the SEO Addict shop. Portrait poster, printed to order in France. Print area: A4 · A3 · A2 · A1 (format A). Each piece is printed to order in France; shipping is €4.90 in France, free from €59. The design is a search engine optimisation (SEO) joke: “Core Web Vitals” are speed measurements the engine collects from real visitors. One of them, LCP, counts how long the biggest element on the page takes to appear. Over 2.5 seconds counts as slow. This product page was caught at 7.8 seconds on mobile, with photographic evidence, like a speeding ticket. Except that this camera only catches people who go too slowly. Jargon level: 2 out of 5 (Accessible). Topic: Technical SEO. Occasions: Office gifts, Casual Friday, Gifts for SEOs. This design cannot be ordered for now: the catalogue opens for orders in waves, a selection of designs first. The page stays online; an e-mail alert says when it can be ordered. The same design exists in French, English, Spanish; each version has its own page. Markdown version of this page, with its structured data: [/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md](https://seoaddict.co/p/avis-de-contravention-pour-lenteur-poster-vertical.md) ## Reviews No reviews yet. We could have made some up, like everyone else. We would rather wait for yours. ## Reviews There are no reviews yet. Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review. ## People also ask (Well, other products people viewed. It just sounds better that way.) 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