--- title: SEO Addict description: SEO t-shirts, hoodies, mugs and posters made by SEOs. Search-marketing humour, printed in France. For you, or for someone who does SEO. url: "https://seoaddict.co/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/index.md" type: home language: en site: SEO Addict alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/index.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es.md" schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": Organization name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" parentOrganization: "@type": Organization name: Kōeki founder: - "@type": Person name: Sébastien Grillot - "@type": Person name: Diana Djuric - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": WebSite name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" inLanguage: en generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- [T-shirts that scare SEOs](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/halloween/) # T-shirts that rank better than your website. Made by SEOs, for SEOs. And for whoever has to find them a gift. Position 1 since Monday [**Disallow: /mondays** Our best seller €33.90](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/) In season · 101 products ## [Halloween](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/halloween/) T-shirts that scare SEOs. Everyone else will not get it, and that is fine. **Open** · orders until 31 October · [See the Halloween collection](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/halloween/) Not orderable yet ![Buried alive under the SERP – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T576-en-380x450.webp) ### [Buried alive under the SERP](https://seoaddict.co/p/buried-alive-under-the-serp-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Position 11, a lost soul – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T577-en-380x450.webp) ### [Position 11, a lost soul](https://seoaddict.co/p/position-11-a-lost-soul-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![Scared of the dark, my parents of core updates – Kids and babies](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/P165-en-380x450.webp) ### [Scared of the dark, my parents of core updates](https://seoaddict.co/p/scared-of-the-dark-my-parents-of-core-updates-kids-tee/) €24.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible Not orderable yet ![It’s behind you – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T578-en-380x450.webp) ### [It’s behind you](https://seoaddict.co/p/it-s-behind-you-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 1/5: Anyone gets it Limited run · in the spotlight ## [Limited run of 10 impressions](https://seoaddict.co/p/limited-run-of-10-impressions-t-shirt/) In Google Search Console, an “impression” is one time your page shows up in the results, and everyone wants millions. **Limited run: 10 copies, all sizes together.** 10 left. Then this design is gone forever. 0 sold out of 10 [See it · €33.90](https://seoaddict.co/p/limited-run-of-10-impressions-t-shirt/) [All limited runs](https://seoaddict.co/limited-runs/) ## I do SEO Switch to console mode: the catalogue becomes a performance report, and you order from the command line. ``` $ seo-addict --mode=console 1,385 pages crawled. 0 errors, for once. ``` ## I am buying for someone who does SEO The jokes make no sense to you? That is normal. We translate them, and skip sizes if you do not know them. [Find a gift in 3 questions](https://seoaddict.co/gift-finder/) ## This week's top 3 [See the top 100](https://seoaddict.co/top-100/) About 1,385 results (0.31 seconds). The first three get 54% of the clicks, like everywhere. 1. *SA* seoaddict.co › p › disallow-mondays-t-shirt ### [Disallow: /mondays](https://seoaddict.co/p/disallow-mondays-t-shirt/) robots.txt is the small file that tells search engine bots which parts of a site are off-limits. This one is for real life: Mondays, meetings and video calls are blocked, happy hour is wide open, and a two-coffee delay is requir… from€33.90 Jargon : Accessible 0 reviews. Like your traffic in August. 2. *SA* seoaddict.co › p › noindex-nofollow-introvert-t-shirt ### [noindex, nofollow: introvert](https://seoaddict.co/p/noindex-nofollow-introvert-t-shirt/) A “noindex, nofollow” robots meta tag asks search engines for two things: keep this page out of the results, and don't follow any of its links. The web's introvert mode, basically. Worn on a shirt, it means “don't search for me… from€33.90 Jargon : Hardcore Link already visited. We saw you. 3. *SA* seoaddict.co › p › faq-it-depends-t-shirt ### [FAQ: it depends](https://seoaddict.co/p/faq-it-depends-t-shirt/) FAQPage is a type of structured data, code that presents a page's questions and answers to Google. This one sums up any family dinner with an SEO: what do you do, what is that, does it work, and two times out of three the answer… €33.90 Jargon : Accessible No flowers, no backlinks. ## The rest of the ranking Until the first sales come in, we rank them. Then it is up to you. #4 ![loading="lazy" – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T017-en-380x450.webp) ### [loading="lazy"](https://seoaddict.co/p/loading-lazy-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #5 ![This meeting could have been an email – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T018-en-380x450.webp) ### [This meeting could have been an email](https://seoaddict.co/p/this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #6 ![Hide a body: page 2 – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T031-en-380x450.webp) ### [Hide a body: page 2](https://seoaddict.co/p/hide-a-body-page-2-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #7 ![Did you mean: it depends? – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T033-en-380x450.webp) ### [Did you mean: it depends?](https://seoaddict.co/p/did-you-mean-it-depends-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible #8 ![Crawled, not indexed – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T036-en-380x450.webp) ### [Crawled, not indexed](https://seoaddict.co/p/crawled-not-indexed-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 4/5: Deep insider #9 ![Results: 3 to 6 months – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T043-en-380x450.webp) ### [Results: 3 to 6 months](https://seoaddict.co/p/results-3-to-6-months-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 5/5: Hardcore #10 ![You're absolutely right! – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T054-en-380x450.webp) ### [You're absolutely right!](https://seoaddict.co/p/you-re-absolutely-right-t-shirt/) €33.90 Jargon level 3/5: Insider #11 ![Just a little tweak – T-shirts](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/T292-en-380x450.webp) ### [Just a little tweak](https://seoaddict.co/p/just-a-little-tweak-t-shirt/) from€33.90 Jargon level 2/5: Accessible ## Pick your specialty. Or your trauma. [All topics](https://seoaddict.co/seo-topics/) [**Technical SEO** *299* For people who read server logs at breakfast.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/technical-seo/) [**Content & semantics** *116* 800 words minimum. Except here.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/content-semantics/) [**Link building** *116* Real links. Well, mostly.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/link-building/) [**Data & analytics** *126* Impressions up. Clicks, not so much.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/data-analytics/) [**AI & GEO** *80* Optimized for robots that talk back.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/ai-geo/) [**SERPs & search engines** *216* Ten blue links and a lot of feelings.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/serps-search-engines/) [**CMS & dev** *163* It worked on my machine.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/cms-dev/) [**Agency life** *183* The client wants to rank first. For everything.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/agency-life/) [**Retro web** *59* Connecting… since 1998.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/retro-web/) [**Women in SEO** *27* She's the Head of SEO. Not her manager.](https://seoaddict.co/topics/women-in-seo/) ![The resigning SEO outfit](https://seoaddict.co/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/look-la-tenue-du-seo-demissionnaire-en-1024x765.webp) ## [The resigning SEO outfit](https://seoaddict.co/looks/the-resigning-seo-outfit/) 301 redirect to new adventures: the t-shirt for the leaving drinks, the zip hoodie for the road, the cap so you never have to make eye contact again.. - [gzip enabled](https://seoaddict.co/p/gzip-enabled-zip-hoodie/)€69.90 - [Above the fold](https://seoaddict.co/p/above-the-fold-recycled-cap/)€27.90 - [Home](https://seoaddict.co/p/title-home-title-t-shirt/)€33.90 - [Cart not abandoned](https://seoaddict.co/p/cart-not-abandoned-tote-bag/)€19.90 The full look **€151.60** ## A good excuse to make an SEO laugh [Gifts for SEOs](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/gifts-for-seos/) [Secret Santa under €20](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/secret-santa-under-20/) [SEO Christmas](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-christmas/) [Halloween](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/halloween/) [Birthdays (40, 50…)](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/birthdays-40-50/) [The resignation outfit](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/the-resignation-outfit/) [Retirement](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/retirement/) [Casual Friday](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/casual-friday/) [Office gifts](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/office-gifts/) [SEO Black Friday](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-black-friday/) [SEO New Year](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-new-year/) [SEO Valentine's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-valentines-day/) [SEO Easter](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-easter/) [SEO April Fools](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-april-fools/) [SEO Mother's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-mothers-day/) [SEO Father's Day](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-fathers-day/) [SEO Summer](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-summer/) [SEO Back to School](https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-back-to-school/) ## Made by SEOs who have seen things SEO Addict is the shop of Diana Djuric and Sébastien Grillot at Kōeki, the people behind le Pull Moche. Every joke here happened to a client first. Sébastien has done SEO since 2009 and trained over 1,500 professionals in 2024. He still cannot explain the job to his family, hence this shop. [About us](https://seoaddict.co/about-us/) - **Printed to order, in France** In Barjac, southern France. No stock, no unsold goods burnt. - **Shipping €4.90, free from €59** Faster than getting indexed. - **Card or PayPal** Secured by Stripe and PayPal. We never see your card. - **0 fake reviews** The only reviews will be yours.