--- title: SEO New Year description: "Happy New Year, happy rankings. SEO New Year: end-of-year reports, resolutions that do not survive 2 January, traffic forecasts as reliable as a horoscope. T-shirts and goodies to celebrate the…" url: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-new-year/" markdown_url: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-new-year.md" type: archive/sa_occasion language: en site: SEO Addict alternates: fr: "https://seoaddict.co/fr/cadeaux/nouvel-an.md" en: "https://seoaddict.co/gifts/seo-new-year.md" es: "https://seoaddict.co/es/regalos/ano-nuevo-seo.md" breadcrumbs: - name: SEO Addict url: "https://seoaddict.co/" - name: Shop url: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - name: Seasons - name: SEO New Year schema: - "@context": "https://schema.org" "@type": BreadcrumbList itemListElement: - "@type": ListItem position: 1 name: SEO Addict item: "https://seoaddict.co/" - "@type": ListItem position: 2 name: Shop item: "https://seoaddict.co/shop/" - "@type": ListItem position: 3 name: Seasons - "@type": ListItem position: 4 name: SEO New Year generator: Markdown Twin 1.0.0 --- New Year collection · 89 products # SEO New Year Happy New Year, happy rankings. Happy New Year, happy rankings. Resolution #1: stop opening Search Console at 3 a.m. See the whole collection **Closed for now** · opens on 1 December, until 6 January · Notify me ## Look around all you like. Orders open on 1 December. Each collection only opens during its season. The rest of the year it stays in the window, like a seasonal page kept at the same URL so it keeps its links. 4 running · 0 sold out ## This season's limited runs Ten copies each, all sizes together. Then they are gone forever, even next year. 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